Hello!! I'm Jacket! Fictional characters have ruined my life, and so has tumblr! Feel free to talk to me! I don't bite! Yes, I have an adopted son who is a rock, his name is Sylvester. Don't judge.
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I reblog like crazy
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Fandoms I'm into: lorax, wreck-it Ralph, SuperJail!, Dr. Who, avengers, Sherlock, Beveragefolk, homestuck (and a few others)
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
oh u germany
i am literally crying over how accurate it is
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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
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I just need this omg
whoa whos this hottie
hot dayum
DAT CLOSE UP
HNNG
wait
no
COEM BACK
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
can you imagine how much funding would be put towards this on a kickstarter though
IT IS A REPLICATOR!!!
I AM STILL EXCITED ABOUT THIS
this finally makes sense
Forgive me.
fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!
you can literally smell the desperation
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)
this is my headcanon and i wish i was lying
THIS IS EXACTLY MY VOICE HEADCANNON FOR JOHN
this fits. so well.
